This total made me laugh out Loud. Truly funny standup.

Now this is pretty messed up but damn cool.

Via Hemmy.net

This swing is both cool and eerie. Looks like something from one of the Japanese horror movies… Neat!.

Via  Oh Gizmo

Hope this shirt gets made, I would buy two… Gets to voting people.

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Wow, You could burn a hole in movie screen with this. Don’t let the ghettos find out.

You ever wonder what happens when you put, say some eggs in the microwave? Me to…. Now there is  a site that answer this question and more. I would recommend you check out Eggs and Christmas Lights.  That reminds me.. I really need to get a microwave again.

Source | Neatorama

BMW has commissioned this special K1200R motorcycle because there bike will be in the movie. The bike looks damn good, Now the Movie… Not so much. I am still going to see it. What can i say, I am a fan of the game.

Source | Zombie Reporting Center

It was a normal Saturday evening. The Mr. and his Missus found themselves in the wilderness known as the city streets. The city streets have seen many faces, personalities, good and bad; but never like this pair. The Mr. standing 6′ tall and with the touch me and I’ll kill you attitude was one of those guys you simply didn’t want to cross paths with. His Missus, well you’d think she was cute and innocent; but behind all that bubbly exterior lied the baddest little bitch in town.

They normally kept low, tried to be anonymous villains; but this time—one unlucky fellow on the train was caught in the crossfire.

“Look, he’s got a Zune” The Mr. pointed out to his Missus. There he was, a random stranger, rather ethnic returning home from his hard day of work.

“Oh snaps, he’s in the social”, she smiled to her Mr.

It wasn’t long before they both started plotting their evil plan. Holding an EGM magazine, their mischievous behavior took over.

“We should send him a song”, she looked over the magazine to their victim.

“Let me check if his wireless is on,” pulling out his Zune from his sling bag he began a search for this man’s device. “yeah, he’s on”.

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If the iPhone had Icons like there. I would so pick one up.

Source | Ugly Blog

 

In a city that seems to have everything, it’s amazing what we’ll still be surprised to find. Take

for example what CBS 2 HD recently uncovered going on in the back of a pizzeria.Let’s just say it’s hotter than the pizza served up front.

On the outside, Cordatos looks like your ordinary pizzeria, but inside customers are offered something way too hot and spicy to be found on the menu.

Lap dances. Yes, you read that correctly.

A walk through the restaurant past the pizza ovens, leads to a heavy soundproof door, where inside the back room $10 buys you a few moments of lap dancing by barely dressed exotic dancers, a dance too graphic for most newscasts.

“When you are in the Big Apple anything and everything goes,” one patron said.

The anything and everything on this menu includes extremely close body-to-body contact during the lap dance. Judging from the crowds CBS 2 HD saw during our hidden camera investigation, it’s a popular pit stop just blocks from ground zero, where construction workers and Wall Street traders find a slice of pleasure in the least likely of places.

“The guys go at lunch time,” one man said. “It’s not a bad thing either, relieves a little pressure.”

So is this New York City’s best-kept secret? Apparently not, especially to members of the NYPD’s vice unit. Three years ago, several of the dancers were arrested and charged with prostitution.

While Cordatos is licensed to serve alcohol, dancing falls under the city’s Cabaret Law, which requires a separate license, which the pizzeria does not have.

CBS 2 HD went looking for answers and found the pizza and dancing were a lot warmer than the reception we got. Upon seeing our camera, an unidentified pizzeria worker out his hand over our lens.

During our hidden camera investigation we did not observe any nudity, however a legal expert told us that in some cases the body-to-body contact we captured on camera could be deemed criminal.

Even though several city agencies knew the pizzeria had been cited for the same offenses in the past, records show none had returned to check if any laws were being broken. In fact, the NYPD told CBS 2 HD it would respond based on a complaint, which to this date has not been made.

God I love this city, It brings new meaning to the saying “You tried the rest, now try the best”. Well it doesn’t really but I felt like typing that. You can check out a video of the place in action here. Thanks to my co-worker Ray for the heads up.

Source | CBS news

The “Last Starfighter’ is coming to HD-DVD in the fall. Nothing new other then the High Def Transfer. I am quite surprised that they choose it. It seems like a pretty random choice. With that said I am siked, It a great 80’s movie that still holds up.Source | High-Def Digest

Bugs that fly around and bother you all night suck. No other way to say it. So why not spend a few bucks and see how well this Electronic Fly Catcher works. With a little bait at the bottom to attract the critters, once the bug wanders in to the device, it snaps shut, killing it. After killing that bug, it lets out a satisfied burp. It is nice touches like that which reaffirm my faith in mankind.

Looks like like Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors. I was going to order it but it would cost 115.00 with shipping. Maybe I will get it anyway.

Source | Nerd Approved

Alba wants no-strings sex
STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.

The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.

She told Cosmopolitan magazine: “I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don’t think a girl’s a slut if she enjoys sex.

“I could have a one-night stand, and I’m the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, ‘Do you really have to be here?’ I don’t need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don’t try to make it more.

“I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don’t feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don’t really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.

“Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed ny judgments about that. But now I’m done with dating around.”

Jessica Alba is a Gamer

Oh Jessica, ever since my first love, Angelina Jolie, decided to get knocked up and adopt seventy children, I have had a huge void in my heart. I thought me and Ange were inseparable. I even came up with a Hollywood couple name for us: Hamgelina. Luckily, I came across this wonderful piece of news today from Yahoo! videogames about how you, Jessica Alba, enjoy video games. What a coincidence, Jessica. I like video games (as well as half naked womens) too!

So she likes video games and sex… Oh how I love you Jessica… Ok maybe lust.

Source | Sun Online & Destructoid

It amazes me what they can do with a Munny. Check out more pictures here.

Now you don’t have to get your ring from a dying member of the Green Lantern Corps. Head over to instructables .com to get the low down. Hopefully your weakness isn’t yellow or wood… really what kind of weakness is wood?

Source | Gizmodo

Somehow I don’t think this is quite what Tesla was thinking of when he made these or maybe…

Source | Bits Bytes Pixels & Sprites

A bored Jared von Hindman made a Alphabet of Horror. He should get bored more often.

Source | Neatorama

Modern Flip Clock by Will Vanden Vos.

This is a damn cool looking clock. Remember me a lot of a clock my mother used own when I was a little one.

Source | Neatorama

There is something really wrong but strangely right about a Darth Vader Deformed Plushy. You can pick this up on July over at Entertainment Earth

Source | Nerd Approved