So in Brazil, there is a ad campaign for Fit Light Yogurt that restage sexy movie scenes but add overweight woman. The tagline for the campaign is “Forget about it. Men’s preference will never change.” Which is total bullshit. Men’s preferences have changed throughout history. At one time, a thicker woman was more attractive to the masses. I don’t see how trying to shame your customer base is a good marketing idea. Also the woman above look’s quite hot. Better then the source material in my opinion. What do you think?

Source | Super Punch

Have you ever wondered what a teddy bear would look inside out. Me neither but they still look cute, in a strange way. You can get more info. here.

Source | Make

Well not really, They’re actually saying, “Try a nice spot of fly-fishing in a tank of hungry sperm whales. Try power-c. Try it.” The left side says “try” while the words change on the right as shown in the Video below. It’s still pretty funny.

Source | Consumerist

cardboard box chairs are priced entirely wrong for the market that’s going to buy it. Each soft, sittable box costs $465, which means your entire dorm floor will have to pitch in just to buy one for the lounge. Which is entirely a bad idea, since that bastard Fred will just chuck the chair out the window the next time he gets wasted.

Now you can live the homeless life…WOOT!… You can buy them here.

Source | Gizmodo

Nice Bottle, Bet is taste nasty.

Source | Consumerist

I don’t know what this woman is on. Why would they even let her on the air?

Imagine if someone, somewhere managed to find the exact formula for producing the most perfectly awful example of the uncanny valley (say, for a horror movie or something). Now, accept the fact that this organization is the Japanese Science and Technology Agency, and that they managed to produce the most disturbing machine you’ve ever seen, without even realizing it. The 33 kilogram CB2 is literally beyond words in its freakiness, not only in its nailing of the uncanny valley, but in its description. Apparently it emulates “the physical ability of a 1- or 2-year-old toddler, can turn over and stand up with assistance,” has 51 compressed air-powered actuators, and has 200 tactile sensors in its “skin.” It sends so many shivers up our spine to think of the CB2’s lifeless putty coating as “skin” that it’s a wonder we’re even able to continue typing. Seriously, just so that we can stop and move onto something else a little more human (heck, even a motherboard feels homely next to this), go check out the video after the break of the horrifying little thing writhing about on the floor.

This is by far the creepiest looking robot yet. You can check some video here of it in motion.

Source | Engadget

This Shower would scare the crap out of me everytime I would take a shower. Looks like something out of Hellraiser… Creppy.

Source | SlashGear

I don’t know why anyone would want this scary thing in there house. If you do, you can order them here. Just don’t blame me if it eats your soul.

Source | Boing Boing

I need one of these…

Source | Blood Pillows

Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it’s a sex doll for dogs. It’s shaped like a dog and it’ll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.

God, I love the Internet. Hit the jump for more hot dog-on-doll action shots. Don’t pretend like you don’t want to see them.
Sure Why not.

Source | shinyshiny.tv

# 10 fat children must hunt for food or go hungry
# Program designed to help obese kids tackle overeating
# Critics say it just voyeuristic

A BRITISH reality television program to be filmed in Australia this winter will force fat children to hunt for food with Aborigines.

In Fat Kids Can’t Hunt 10 fat youngsters will live with Aboriginal tribesmen in Australia for a month.

If the children want to eat, they must follow the strict rules of the Aborigines, eating plants, grasses and fruits as well as trapping, killing and cooking any animals or insects they find.

If they do not eat the bush tucker, they go hungry.

Made by made by Big Brother producer Endemol, Fat Kids Can’t Hunt is designed to help overweight children tackle overeating problems

It follows a similar BBC3 program earlier this year called Fat Men Can’t Hunt which sent obese men into the desert in Namibia.

Producer Bridget Sneyd told the Sun: “Britain has the fattest teenagers in Europe with one in three overweight or obese. Doctors warn that if we don’t tackle this problem, generations of kids face a drastic reduction in the quality and longevity of their lives.

“This experiment gives our teenagers a unique opportunity to address their dysfunctional relationship with food once and for all before they reach adulthood.”

But critics have slammed the plan with medical experts calling the show “voyeuristic”.

I could have so been on this show when I was a kid.

Source | Fark